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Наистина е уникум, гледам как са вървели головете, Марсилия аха да бият... Бех го играл Х тоя мач, ама тия са се разпорили от голове

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Alex Ferguson decides that things aren't going too well and wants to pick up some hints from Arsen Wenger, so he visits him at Highbury. After one day he is not really impressed by the training practices, so he asks Wenger how he gets his players so sharp.

"Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my players a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally". Of course Fergie wants an example, so Wenger asks Bergkamp to come over to the sidelines. He asks: "Dennis, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?"
"That is not difficult", Dennis answers immediately, "Of course that is me."
"You see? That's the way you keep them sharp." Wenger says to Fergie.

Ferguson decides to bring this into Manchester United's practice the next day. He calls David Beckham over to the sidelines. "David, I have a question for you", he says, "He is not your brother, but still he is your father's son, who is he?"
"My God, Coach," is the Spice Boy's reply, "That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that one night, and why do you ask me these questions?" Fergie explains it has to do with some continental coaching trick and agrees with the one night postponement.

So that night Beckham decides to call Jaap Stam. He has played on the continent, maybe he knows something about these continental coaching methods. "Jaap, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?"
"That is easy, that is me!" says Jaap Stam.

So the next day David walks full of confidence to Ferguson.
Fergie asks: "David, do you know the answer to my question now?"
"Yes it was actually very easy" he says, "It is Jaap Stam,"
Ferguson answers: "No it isn't you stupid *******. It's Dennis Bergkamp."

- What have you got if you've got two mancs buried in sand up to their necks?
Not enough sand.

- How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
545,001. One to change it, 45,000 to pretend they've been changing it for years, and 500,000 to buy the commemorative T-shirt.

Whats the difference between a triangle and the Scum???

A triangle has 3 points!

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Добре значи четирима имаме. Рабех и Жиката.

Умишлено ли пропускате вратарчето?

Той говореше за Гошо. Иначе да и Божката включваме.